Si lo dice The Onion, tendrá que ser cierto
«On this day we set sail for the New World to reclaim what is rightfully ours, and any savage who opposes us shall be either chained or broken in our name,» Juan Carlos told the slightly confused crowd of Madrid citizens gathered under threat of death outside the Placio Imperiatus, formerly the Banco Madrid. «All shall bow their heads to Spain and Christ or lose them!»
Vía: BBoing!
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